The Take on Distant cousins, Olympics, and Ice Cream
Written on 1:13 PM by William
Bonjour. I'm sorry I've been away for so long. No, its not your fault, I have a problem with commitment. No, no, baby, I promise this wont happen again, I've changed. I'll take reasonable hours and spend time with the kids. Really? You wouldn't. You didnt! I would love some Ice Cream. Thank you. I love you too reader.
So I've been gone a while, I realize this, its been busy. I've been doing so many things here recently, I don't even know where to start, so lets start in North Carolina.
"Dad, I'm here"
"Oh, really? You're early, we're about 3o minutes away"
"I'm early by 10 minutes... So shouldn't you be here in 10 minutes?"
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Silence
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"We'll see you soon"
click
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"Will, are you ready yet? When can you have those lights set up? can we shoot yet?"
"Uh, yeah, sure, 10 minutes"
"10 minutes?"
"10 minutes."
"Alright, lets shoot in 10 minutes!"
"Ok, I'll be done in 10 minutes, for you Shane."
1 minute passes
"Will, how long?"
"Uh, 10 minutes?"
"Ok, 10 minutes."
"Yup, we can shoot in 10 minutes"
3 minutes pass
"Will can we..."
"Almost..."
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Ring
"Will, where are you?"
"I'm on the curb, Dad."
"What curb?"
"The curb under A-27 sign"
"I dont see you"
"Well Dad where are you?"
"Under the A-27 sign"
"Shit..."
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are sorry to report that you will be changing the flight from Atlanta to Fort Walton Beach from D-33 to D-27"
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6 minutes pass
"Will can we shoot, we need to get this done!"
"Soon buddy, the sun is blowing out the windows, almost there."
"How long"
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Silence
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"Uh... 10 minutes?"
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, the flight to Fort Walton Beach has now been moved to gate D-30"
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"Dad, ok, so if you are under the A-27 sign, are you at ticketing or baggage claim?"
"I'm at ticketing."
"Dad, why would I be at ticketing?"
"Hmmm... So you must be at the old Southwest 'B' Terminal"
"Uh, sure, all I know is I'm here under the A-27 Baggage claim sign."
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"Shane, I'm ready."
"yeah, ok, great... hold on"
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Silence
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"Hold on?"
"Yeah, I gotta take a smoke"
"What? How long?"
"Uh, 10 minutes?"
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"Son of a bitch"
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are sorry to do this again, but flight 4612 to Fort Walton Beach is now moved to gate D-32."
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"Go Michael go!!!"
"He's not gonna get it, he's in 7th"
"So, he can do it!"
":ALKSDFJ:LASDKJ:LASDJK:LASJKD:LASJKD:ALSJKD"
"HE JUST GOT 1ST!!!"
"HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!!!"
"LETS GET ICE CREAM TO CELEBRATE!"
"Will, what kind do you want?"
"Vanilla"
"We dont have any of that, we have bunny tracks"
"Why did you even ask me what kind I wanted?"
"I figured it was the polite thing to do."
"Then Bunny Feces it is!"
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Click click click
"blake remember when i said i get in @ 330? i lied, it is at 430"
"great we just got 2 the airport"
"im sry it looks like im gonna b delayed 2"
"awesome"
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, it seems we oversold this flight, are there by any chance 15 people that have flexible travel plans and mind giving up their seat for a voucher and a later flight?"
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"Will, look up"
"Dad, what do you mean look up?"
"Just do it."
"Oh hey Dad."
Click
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"Alright everyone, lets shoot this scene"
"Quite on the set, Roll sound."
"Speed"
"Roll Cameras"
"Speed"
"Action!"
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"Wow Gran, this Ice Cream is delicious"
"And you were making fun of it"
"Well, i mean, does 'Bunny Tracks' really sound all that good?"
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Fort Walton Beach and thank you for flying DELTA"
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"Cut, and that is a Wrap!"
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AHAHAHAHA that's funny.
10 minutes.
You hope what turns out... the hair cut or the video? (Smirks)
See you soon, friend of friends